Friday, November 13, 2009
Friday the 13th
I hate Friday the 13th. What I hate more is Friday May 13th, 1994. Thurs. night my dad went to sleep and in the night he died. I got the call from my parent's neighbor to go to the hospital that they were taking my dad by ambulance. In that moment I knew he was gone. After we got someone to watch my daughter we went to the hospital, as we walked in they tried to take me to the room. The family room, the death room. The room you go in so everyone in the E.R can't watch you fall to your knees in sobs. I told the nurse I didn't want to go in. My husband made me. I went in to see my mom with her heart broken. I will never be the same again.
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Saturday, October 24, 2009
I'm Reading
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 'For reading a book,' she replies. 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual Assault,' says the woman. 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Keeper Of My Heart
Saturday, October 17, 2009
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