I'm Reading

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 'For reading a book,' she replies. 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual Assault,' says the woman. 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

Keeper Of My Heart

This is my daughter. I always thought I knew what love was until I held her in my arms. At that point my life changed forever. Nothing can compare to that love. This year she started college soon she will be leaving me to start her own life. Will I make it without her?

Super Snapshot Saturday

I'd fold the whites but i want to keep my arms.

Random things about me.

I have 4 tattoos.

I deal with depression. Some days not so well.

I spent a month in L.A. with my boyfriend. We went to a taping of the Sharon Osbourn show. Sheryl Crow was the guest.

I smoke..... Hate that I do.

I always hated cat's. Until we got one.

I'm not married. I have lived with my boyfriend for 7 years now.

I'm addicted to OHIH.

Pumpkin Head

Pumpkin head I made for the Classroom.

I did do something today.

Made Jewelry today. My pictures suck i'm going to try again.

PUMPKIN COOKIES

PUMPKIN COOKIES

MIX; 1 C. PUMPKIN

1 C. SUGAR

1/2 C. OIL

2 EGGS

ADD; 3C. FLOUR

2 TSP. BAKING POWDER

2 TSP. CINNAMON

1 TSP. SALT

1 TSP. BAKING SODA

1 TSP. MILK

2 TSP. VANILLA

12 0Z. CHOC. CHIPS

BAKE AT 375 FOR 10 MINS.

ON PARCHMENT PAPER.

NEVER DOUBLE