Saturday, October 31, 2009
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Saturday, October 24, 2009
I'm Reading
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 'For reading a book,' she replies. 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual Assault,' says the woman. 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Keeper Of My Heart
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Random things about me.
I have 4 tattoos.
I deal with depression. Some days not so well.
I spent a month in L.A. with my boyfriend. We went to a taping of the Sharon Osbourn show. Sheryl Crow was the guest.
I smoke..... Hate that I do.
I always hated cat's. Until we got one.
I'm not married. I have lived with my boyfriend for 7 years now.
I'm addicted to OHIH.
I deal with depression. Some days not so well.
I spent a month in L.A. with my boyfriend. We went to a taping of the Sharon Osbourn show. Sheryl Crow was the guest.
I smoke..... Hate that I do.
I always hated cat's. Until we got one.
I'm not married. I have lived with my boyfriend for 7 years now.
I'm addicted to OHIH.
Friday, October 16, 2009
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Monday, October 12, 2009
Friday, October 9, 2009
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